Text Box: Busy Boy Hello to all my loyal fan base its been a while but your bald buddy has been a busy boy with many a laugh and good times. As ya know my favourite talking subject is myself but the last thing I would want is to come across a big head who loves himself a little too much, but if ya decide to read on there is no other way I can put this across so buckle up as I share with ya my journey. It was a Monday night and I just put the kids to bed around 7pm jumped in the shower to get ready for work as I was on night shift starting at 10pm. For the next hour and a half I tried unsuccessfully to get the lovely wife Rach for a little no clothes action, I tried everything possible even suggesting I felt in great form and that it would be disappointing if for her own sake she didn't cash in. I'm tried darl was her reply I'm jumping in shower, yeah don't drown sweet cakes. That was when my phone rang and Nanga told me with two rounds to go I was two votes in front of the reserves league medal count and that he would ring back shortly. Rach out the shower ask who called I said it was just the local whore house confirming my ten o'clock booking sweet cakes. Then Nanga rang back to let me know I had won the medal  by a few votes and congratulated me. My reply was thanks mate but could you possible ask someone there to explain how come I only won by a small margin and demand a recount, surely there's been a mistake. As I got off the phone I told Rach I felt in good form I just won the league medal, to wish she replied well done but I better get a move on if I was going to make my whore house appointment. Yeah funny stuff babe but there is only room for one comedian in this house so back away slowly and do the dishes hey. Stay tuned in guys for I have just signed a lucrative contract so in the coming weeks there will be more Mottys Moments. Next Week our Grand Final win. all the very best to ya MOTTY 55    

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